aaron_yan 2007-6-4 10:21
关于女人的三十二个秘密
[align=left] 1.Women need to cry. And they won＇t do it alone unless they know you can hear them. [/align][align=left] 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。[/align]
[align=left] 2.Women especially love a bargain.[/align][align=left] 女人特别喜欢便宜货。[/align]
[align=left] 3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they＇re actually in control.[/align][align=left] 女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。[/align]
[align=left] 4.Women will always ask questions that have no right answers, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.[/align][align=left] 女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。[/align]
[align=left] 5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.[/align][align=left] 女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。[/align]
[align=left] 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.[/align][align=left] 女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。[/align]
[align=left] 7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong －willed ones need a man around when there＇s a spider or a wasp involved.[/align][align=left] 女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。[/align]
[align=left] 8.Women can＇t keep secrets.[/align][align=left] 女人不能保守秘密。[/align]
[align=left] 9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.[/align][align=left] 女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。[/align]
[align=left] 10.Women can＇t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she＇s doing.[/align][align=left] 女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。[/align]
[align=left] 11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn＇t need toys if women had an″on ／[/align][align=left] off″switch.[/align][align=left] 女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。[/align]
[align=left] 12.Women think all beer is the same.[/align][align=left] 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。[/align]
[align=left] 13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain[/align][align=left] forest.[/align][align=left] 通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。[/align]
[align=left] 14.Women don＇t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women [/align][align=left] seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things couldbe.[/align][align=left] 女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中[/align][align=left] 寻找娱乐。[/align]
[align=left] 15. If a man goes on a seven－day trip, he＇ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice； if a woman [/align][align=left] goes on a seven－day trip she＇ll pack21outfits because she doesn＇t know what she＇ll feel like wearing each day.[/align][align=left] 如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为[/align][align=left] 她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。[/align]
[align=left] 16.Women brush their hair before bed.[/align][align=left] 女人在睡觉前梳头。[/align]
[align=left] 17.Women are paid less than men, except for one field：Modeling.[/align][align=left] 女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。[/align]
[align=left] 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man＇s responsibility.[/align][align=left] 女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。[/align]
[align=left] 19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drive car themselves.[/align][align=left] 女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。[/align]
[align=left] 20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.[/align][align=left] 女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。[/align]
[align=left] 21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren＇t looking, men kick cats.[/align][align=left] 女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。[/align]
[align=left] 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call [/align][align=left] the same friend and they will talk for three hours.[/align][align=left] 女人喜欢煲电话粥 。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。[/align]
[align=left] 23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get [/align][align=left] the mail.[/align][align=left] 女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮件……[/align]
[align=left] 24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,″How do Ilook？″[/align][align=left] 在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？”[/align]
[align=left] 25.″Oh,nothing,″ has an entirely different meaning in woman－language than it does in man－language.[/align][align=left] “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。[/align]
[align=left] 26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don＇t agree with them aboutit.[/align][align=left] 所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。[/align]
[align=left] 27.Only women understand the need for″guest towels″ and the″good china″.[/align][align=left] 只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。[/align]
[align=left] 28.Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.[/align][align=left] 女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。[/align]
[align=left] 29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.[/align][align=left] 面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。[/align]
[align=left] 30.Women don＇t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary.[/align][align=left] 女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。[/align]
[align=left] 31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they＇ll go out and spend more time checking out other women.[/align][align=left] Men can never catch women checking out other men； women will always catch men checking out other women.[/align][align=left] 女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉[/align][align=left] 男人注视着其他女人。[/align]
[align=left] 32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.[/align][align=left] 最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。[/align]